Every time Trump lobs an allegation at some else you know 2 things:

Welcome back to our daily segment “Republicans projecting their own faults on others!”. With us, as has become common is President Cheeto Trump

“There are some terrible, dishonest people and they do tremendous disservice to our country and to our people, tremendous disservice, they are very dishonest,”

Have I been using different bathrooms than everyone else??

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

OMG that argument makes zero sense. The girls’ bathroom has stalls. HOW WOULD ANYONE KNOW WHETHER OR NOT THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU HAS A PENIS, unless *you* are being the creeper trying to spy on that person in the stall next to you?!

I rang Meryl Streep up at a store many, many years ago, and she was polite, patient, and carried all her own bags (of which there were roughly 7) out to her car, which she drove and parked herself.

How can any Trump voter call Hillary a liar and not spontaneously combust from the sheer, blinding hypocrisy of their words?

And of course the eternal disdain for a strong woman in charge, a likely kajillion more Benghazi hearings, and the never ending screeches about “Emails”!

Things you knew you were going to get with Hillary: Equal rights, respect, the protection of the government. Quelle horreur.

So very Republican, such a complete lack of empathy. “It’s fine that you cut those lazy poor peoples’ health care and deport families that have been here for decades, but do something that affects ME? I’M OUTRAGED!”

Golly Caitlyn. If only there was something in Trump’s past that would have hinted that he is a racist, sexist asshole. Then you wouldn’t find yourself in this delicate pickle.

A “new kind of liberalism” that allows “screwing off at school” is not what makes us 30th in math testing. A conservative-fueled “choice”-based refusal to pay teachers living wages, fund public schools, and commit to evidence-based education regardless of religious or political beliefs is what has made us 30th in math…

That isn’t social liberalism, that is lack of empathy and not looking at the impact of your actions on others. It has nothing to do with liberalism. Social liberalism would demand us look at the impacts of our actions on others. I mean I’m liberal AF but my kid doesn’t “run wild, knocking over tables at restaurants.”…

Kellyanne Conway:feminism::prosperity gospel:Jesus

^ this. I’ll ride those coat tails then swear to jeebus there was no coat.

Kellyanne Conway is like most of the conservative women who mock feminism because they don’t understand it. She doesn’t have what it takes to be a leader, to advance the cause of women, or to do anything that is actually helpful. She criticizes feminism without any sense of irony because she believes that she is so…

Kellyanne’s feminism died at Bowling Green.

“It’s difficult for me to call myself a feminist in the classic sense because it seems to be very anti-male...”