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Mika HATES Trump! She describes herself as a liberal democrat (just googled) and voted for Hillary. EDITED: Joy was robbed. I love her and Lawrence O’Donnell and of course Rachel. But the rest of them are meh to me.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Google should use this as a marketing strategy, and display the number of times they could’ve be saved Trump from embarrassment. Ex, who is Frederick Douglass? What is the Start treaty? How to be a president?

His staff’s role is to apologize and send apology baskets and explain how he really meant things. Preparing is for girls, remember?

To be fair, no amount of instruction will prevent Trump looking like an idiot.

We are talking about the same guy who signs Executive Orders written by others without reading them, correct? The guy who decided on a raid in another country based on a dinner conversation and not briefings nor sit reps from those in the know, yes?

Cultural etiquette 102:

The problem is that his actual business acumen is somewhere between Gob Bluth and Vincent Adultman.

How in the living fuck did Flynn A) Not realize these calls were being monitored, and B) Not realize that among the people doing the monitoring were lots of people who would soon be out of a job and might have an axe to grind?

I mean.

I’ve said this dozens of times since the election and I’ll keep saying it:

Having watched this, it appears to be one guy with a black lives matter sign and while I adore this man dearly - if she is going to let ONE person scare her away, she has no business leaving her house every morning to exist in society let alone have this job.

If you’re going to type more than one sentence about Joe Scarborough, you should mention his dead intern.

The Scotland hates the Chiseler in Chief segment on Sam Bee’s show Wednesday was fucking BRILLIANT. Scotland’s advice is: KEEP MOCKING.

And he is supposed to be one the more reasonable and moderate conservative pundits. This is why I roll my eyes when I hear liberals think moderate republicans are going to wake up on election day ‘18 and ‘20 and vote against him and their party if we just give them moderate democrats to vote for. We need to give up

No, you’re leaving out a step. At least during the campaign, Trump would say out loud what he wanted tweeted to Hope Hicks, who would then relay it to the actual Twitter Typist by phone. This is an actual thing they admitted really happens.

Let’s never forget that Vladimir Putin is ex-KGB, and is well-versed in the art of the long con.

I bring this up every chance I get as well. A permanent member of the UN security council has flagrantly influenced the election of another permanent member of the UN security council, with the intent to destabilize and weaken them by installing a leader that will cause irreparable harm to the country...

I remember that during the whole Chandra Levy story, there was a report that a staffer had been found dead in his office, but it didn’t capture media attention nearly the way Levy’s disappearance did.

I am just going to remind everyone - since it’s sort of dropping off the rage radar - that the Russian government colluded with the Trump campaign to steal the election with the purpose of weakening America to the point that Russia could destroy NATO and re-assert control over Europe. They didn’t do it because they

No reason. That’s just literally how long it took him to type that. Small hands.