She should sit on a throne for the performance, and the throne should look like it’s made entirely of severed heads of goateed white shitkickers with MAGA hats.

Oh no doubt. It took the election of Trump to bring out 3 million people for the women’s march. He’s the best thing (and the worst thing tbh) to happen to liberals. We are uniting and working together to both fight against Trump but also to stand up for our core values.

it’s like “Idiocracy”.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

A lot of people I know who complained about freedom of speech being suppressed, thought policing, and government overreach during the eight years Obama was in office have been real fucking quiet this past week...

Oh, but wait, it gets even better!!! Try not to rage stroke when you read this.

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

All of the Trump supporters who lambasted Clinton deserve all of the suffering that we’re about to get over the next four years. The problem is the rest of us have to suffer as well. His sanctuary city plan is deeply troubling. Given that NYC is a sanctuary city, I think it should just cut off all funding to…

She was literally the most qualified person who has ever run for president.

And she had the audacity to make some money along the way, and she helped create and run an extremely efficacious foundation, so obviously she couldn’t be trusted.

The same way you go from a Nobel Prize winner at Energy to a Dancing with the Stars loser.

It’s not so much that I thought Donald Trump actually read a lot of books of any kind, but for some reason it has just hit me. Our President is a man who doesn’t read any books. Any of them. At all. (Look, I’m sure plenty of our presidents have not been big readers - W. comes to mind, but hell Laura was a teacher and…

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails vagina.

But she didn’t work with him closely enough and didn’t take all of his positions and she acknowledged that banks and Wall Street exist in the United States! Enemy of the people!

Maybe its just because I am a curmudgeonly old bibliophile, but I do not trust people who openly profess that they don’t read books.

Don’t forget about that time she personally stormed an embassy in Libya to assassinate an ambassador (with Chemtrails as her weapon of choice, one has to presume).

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

I think there was another person who’s called Obama a weak leader... I can’t quite remember who... For some reason I keep picturing an orange balloon, half inflated, farting angrily out of it’s opening.