@danio3834: Those Cameros came standard with Eldabrock carbs and manuel transmissions.

Ford is going to do well with the Fiesta. It is a well-built car for the price, it fills a hole in Ford's offerings and will capture market share. The best part: It achieves 40 MPG and is not a silly Hybrid.

Fog lamps in the United States. No one on this side of the pond has a clue when it is appropriate to turn them on.

That's Errol. This guy is his brother DuhWayne. Has anyone seen their pickup truck?

If I put this in my own tailpipe, will my farts make turbo noises?

That car is a fake. Stalin's real parade car had slapper bars, big-n-littles, a bigfoot gas pedal, and truck nutz hangin' under the bumper.

When I see someone driving with a dog in their lap, I wonder what would happen in the event of an airbag-deploying accident

That's a crap excuse. Rally spectators are more often drinking than not. Ergo, rally drivers get mooned quite often.

I've driven many bad vehicles, however, while on a business trip to Europe a couple years back, I had a Citroen Xsara Picasso that was absolutely dreadful.

At last, the dumbing down of America has been completely documented, from run-whatcha-brung on a beach road course to car speech bubbles on TV and male enhancement pill sponsorships.

3rd Generation Mazda RX-7s are a schizophrenic nightmare of a vehicle. There are many, many reasons why the LS1 swaps are so popular. I would rather own a DSM again.

That Buick is a fantastic beater car, and does not leave you with the "too nice to be a beater, but too nice to trash" dilemma. Buy it, cut the top off, and have a great time at the Woodward Dream Cruise.

Shelby was King back in the day. Too bad he seems dead set on ruining his legacy by selling junk like gaudy appearance packages glued onto otherwise stock Mustangs.

I miss my MK2 GTI 16v. All the DCT nonsense and electronic-controlled-diff-whizbangardry seems like an awful lot of effort. Unless it comes with AWD and launch control, I am not interested.

I miss my MK2 GTI 16v. All the DCT nonsense and electronic-controlled-diff-whizbangardry seems like an awful lot of effort. Unless it comes with AWD and launch control, I am not interested.

This must be one of the last cars wearing a car bra. The GTS head and taillight covers must have fallen off.

@LuciferV8: If not drugs nor alcohol, it have been road head.

Small Penis Yellow strikes again.

Finally, a car that Will Castro and Unique Whips could actually improve upon.

I have been enamored with The Unfair Advantage since having access to an original 1975 printing from my University library back in the early '90s. I checked it out at least once per year to re-read. After graduation, I tried to locate an affordable copy, but they were bringing many hundreds of dollars through used…