Such anger. Such impotent anger.
Your attempts at reverse psychology in order to stop calling you out and so you can have the last word are feeble, but less so than your:
Again, coming from someone who thinks 300 words is an essay, you're in no position to rule on what's dumb or not. Most of Twitter is smarter than you!
But you don't have to try when trolling comes so naturally to you, "Quentin."
Unfortunately for you, I actually did that thing called "going outside" and "having a life." It's what you do when you're not raging at everyone's faux-inferiority online.
Yes. But by the time you hit 21, maybe you'll grow out of it.
Awww. Do da big words fwighten you Quentin?
Oh my, aren't you angry "Quentin"? Aren't you angry with your superior intelligence? It must be so frustrating for you to have to move through the world of idiocy with your way-above-average intellect. Thank you for suffering on this planet with us so.
But it's not just a statement - it's comic timing! And in comedy, timing is key.
The fact that you're looking at the butt and not the game probably says quite a lot!
"I guess, though, the long and short of it is that I'm already me in real life."
No. That's why Chris Morris' and Rhod Gilbert's comedy isn't based on a series of four tweets. Different things are funny in different way.
Says the man who couldn't come up with a better online persona than impersonating Quentin Wilson, and who managed to make four punctuation errors in two sentences.
The three second pause in the original is a big tease. Five years is a HUGE one. It's funny, because it's making fun of anyone who was waiting for him to finish it. It's the extreme he was willing to go to. It's a simple joke that's been planned for FIVE YEARS, for a return on something so silly.
You honestly don't get the part that makes this a little more than just quoting a line from a film?
THAT'S THE JOKE.
This actually looks like kind of a tragic film. It's a film about extras but only because it's Star Wars, not because the extras seem necessarily interesting. Except, that is, for Dave Prowse. I'm not saying that to be harsh, it just doesn't look that insightful.
I've been reading Kotaku for some years now (long enough I have no idea) and this was one of the best contents I've seen. Well done all and to Mike!