Then you succeeded by accident. The indie scene is burgeoning right now. That's a wonderful thing, because it means gamers have new gameplay experiences available to them at low cost that the large publishers will never provide. Indie teams don't have the funds or staff to create the triple A 3D graphics you're only…

So.. just like s/he said then?

They do. It'll be something like "Internet weirdo Jones would spend up to TEN hours looking for pictures of children as young as NINE."

If I misunderstood your post, I apologise. I thought you were accusing me of being hypocritical. Otherwise, if you were seeking to find out what words look like in bold letters then, uh.. yes, that's it (although you missed the capitalisations that The Sun also uses).

That's not what you're sorry about though, is it? What really happened is that you're having a bad day so wanted to be obnoxious to get some attention.

"The design is compact, so it fits in naturally in the living room."

After Prometheus, are you really so sure that wouldn't be a bad thing?

Out of interest, where's over here for you?

No. This would be a better example:

Indeed.. Please don't mistake The Sun for one of our actual, credible newspapers - it's populist, Murdoch-owned, tabloid trash. Page 3 almost always carries the eponymous Page 3 girls - a photo of "young stunner" with her tits out.

How about we go back to taking pictures of other people instead of assuming that we're the most interesting things we could be pointing our cameras at?

As far as I'm concerned, this is karma for having a Twitter account.

And they couldn't just cut the mature content for a demo? We see plenty of trailers for or TV versions of mature-rated movies.

I completely and utterly agree with you. It's ridiculous to the point of pastiche.

Does anyone else remember when music videos trusted you enough that a shot could last longer than five seconds before a cut?

That main shot of the house.. There's a game I've played where you have to storm a house like that, going down into the basement as well as upstairs to flush out some bad guys. The image instantly reminded me of it - I'm pretty sure it's Red Dead Redemption. Can anyone confirm or deny?

You tried, dude. Let's give you points for that.

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Well now you're talking about personal preference, which is not the same thing. Team Fortress 2 is F2P and only has cosmetic items, and is widely considered a great game. Honestly, I get why you don't play F2P and I largely don't myself either, but to rule them all out because of the business model is just…

On top of how depressing and vile it is that they want to push marketing so hard, Kinect doesn't even add anything that couldn't already be done with a button press and far quicker at that. Utterly pathetic.