Things really haven't changed. I was made to get nude during my audition for a DISQUS account. But hey, I got the account!

Ok. That I could believe. The Republican Party has hovered most of them up lately.

I might win. I have ten bucks on guilty.

Are they seriously shutting down because a couple of skanks banged in a pool? Isn't that the entire point of the show?

Wow. You have some issues.

What going on, Netflix?

I'll always remember Adam West best for his performance as "Adam West" in HOOPER.

Why am I guessing that White House Down will be scrubbed of the language but not the graphic violence?

That's other people. What do I care what happens to other people? The only thing worse than genocide is what happens to me, like if I cut my finger.

Bingo.

Things didn't work out so well for Sadat in the long run.

He'll always be Mike Hammer to me.

Bill Maher is not my own. That's the thinking that turned the Republicans into people who support Trump so long as he isn't a Democrat.

I can imagine that the last thing I'd want if I were an insanely wealthy Matthew Perry would be to go back to doing stuttering nerd schtick at age 73.

Bill Clinton: The Merkin with a Mouth.

I'm getting frustrated by people on the left repeatedly coming to the realization that Bill Maher is a total piece of shit, only to forget it as soon as he calls a Republican a poopy-head.

Jesus, the hair budget alone will cost more than Iron Man.

This is a tender story about a naive young woman and Jabba the Hut.

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The TV show will be told entirely in tweets by the president of the United States.