When tallying up the various reasons Clinton lost (Comey, Russia, herself, the awful media coverage, etc.), I've always felt the lack of Colbert and Stewart to help direct the conversation was a major factor.

Fjord now.

No, but that gum you like is coming back into style.

To celebrate all this GOP Winning, here is a lovely young lady with autism singing Hallelujah.

At one point they did say it supplied food to earth.

They made the right choice, and not just because even the more liberal cable censorship rules make a hardcore cusser difficult to portray. Her judicious use of profanity is what made the scene when she said, "Because I am the fucking hero of Earth now!" That's right up there for my favorite scene, alongside the meet…

Pretty solid work to make me buy him being seconds away from killing her and then moving to sacrificing himself for her in a matter of minutes.

The Somnambulist is operated by United Spacelines. Already having paid isn't enough to secure your seat.

It's amazing how many things I see that remind me of why The Walking Dead can suck a bag of hammers.

Jesus, Wednesday is the new Sunday. My DVR can't keep up.

Me, too. Tastes like chicken.

Sorry, Cap.

I've known many a non-movie star to do this, which does not make them or Gibson any less of an asshole for doing it.

It evens out. I still call Morgan by the name Tracy.

Oops. Of course, I guess then I must admit that 14 year old me wasn't paying attention to faces and names. And post 15-year old me never watched the movie again.

Read that executive's quote again and tell me it doesn't sound exactly like Donald Trump talking about anything.

Damn. Was hoping that CLASS would come up, so to speak. That one pulled me through puberty.

She did. She claimed it was an historical fact. But the facts are that Santa is fictional, while Jesus was from the middle east, smack dab between Syria & Egypt. So he most certainly wasn't white.

WTF? Who let's this happen?

Right there with you. And I even have headphones.