schmoker--disqus
Schmoker
schmoker--disqus

Who are you? Because you are fucking hot. We should bang. I been alone here a long fucking time. And you look familiar, but you know what, let's not ruin it. Hell, I almost banged my sister one time. Well, I say almost like I didn't put the tip in and everyting … haha …

He'll be back.

Funny how people get dramatic about the world of professional drama, which only depends on the emotional investment of its patrons in order to survive. What a fucking tool.

But the mighty question is, does the carpet match the drapes?

Patrick Stewart would end his X-men retirement to appear in your home movie for six bucks and a really good foot massage.

It's all fun and games until Xander loses an eye.

Planet, Trainet & Automobilets Earth 2

I thought the finale was the worst episode of the season, otherwise I'd do a recap myself. But I don't want the aggravation.

The lack of blood is the big one. It's especially weird when you see it in a live action movie. Although props to the first X-Men movie addressing part of that immediately, by having Rogue ask him if it hurts, to which he answers, "Every time."

I'm not trying to bust their balls. It's comic book fun. But I's think flesh and blood and sinew would act as a hell of an insulator.

Poo pie?

I always thought they'd be silent. I know the comic uses Snikt, but it's metal through flesh. Only sound that might make is a very quiet squish.

David Bowie died? Awww, man. Fuck 2017.

It is for me.

I think Jackman will be back. The box office and Cinemascore for Logan indicate it will be far and away the most successful Wolverine movie. I'd imagine that Fox will now give he and Mangold carte blanche to do anything they want with the character. That's gotta be alluring. How many people can make tens of

If Viola is interested, I have a particular set of skills …

I'd hoped he'd die on the SNL stage. Not soon or anything. When he's ninety or something.

The last thing I want is a president who is into all that crazy pseudo science crap, or so I thought. Now I'd take anyone who can win and who isn't a Republican.

Which is cool as something I can wave away for the sake of having a drama, even though it's nonsensical, but it drives me nuts when they lean into it and say "WE GOT TO HURRY BECAUSE FLYNN IS ALREADY BACK THERE AND COULD CHANGE THINGS ANY MINUTE," which they have done numerous times.