Agreed. And his easy "if we got a problem …" was very well delivered.

Wait, is this website now run by Slate?

No one's made a joke yet about the T-Rex putting the lotion in the whatever, right?

Not exactly. But watch Independence Day and you'll figure it out.

Bingo. Too many people want to convince the unconvincable rather than just defeating them.

I've not been so disappointed since Vivica A Fox declined to star in Chicken Legs

#HeyDoucheBagWeWereDividedBeforeHeEvenShowedUpReadAFuckingHistoryBookOK

I had some off and on problems with episodes here and there, but I loved the ending. And the people who hate the "God did it" explanation amaze me. It's right there in the very first episode, 33, and it recurs incessantly throughout the series. It was the maybe the most spiritually influenced sci fi story ever, from…

Thanks for the stealth explanation. But I'm not sure I'm ever buying one guy piloting like that and being the gunner. This ain't single seat fighters dogfighting in atmosphere.

You'll always remember this as the day you almost captured Johnny Depp's deteriorating mental state.

Not sure I've ever seen that actor in anything else, but I've actually been pretty impressed with him. He's very natural. Two scenes where I really liked his performance were the short conversation with Miller in the galley right before they fought, and the scene while Holden is interrogating the scientist and you…

I have my reasons.

Now if only Colbert could literally beat Jimmy Fallon. I'd sure pay cash-y money to see that.

Sigh

They both discovered that they had both boned Chris Pratt, and that just made everything much too uncomfortable.

Will we find out how the snake got into her hole? You may sneer, but that's exactly the kind of thing I'd expect from this movie.

I love Bill Murray and will give him my last nickel, but I'm not going to bid any higher than that.

There actually is not a difference. But good luck to you.

Thanks for allowing me to have my own opinion. Really big of you.

Yeah, I still blame Fallon. Seriously, fuck that guy. And fuck Lorne Michaels, too.