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Nothing can retroactively make the last two seasons of Arya not boring.

Yes, a man came up with a theory even dumber than what we just saw.

In.a whorehouse drinking ale in big gulps.

My plan.is to take a six inch blade to the gut but not die.

The season finale will be entirely set in Dorne.

Yuuuup.

Only, based on her stupidity in this episode, the Faceless didn't make her better at anything. They just made her dumber. And a few inches taller.

While I don't like to suggest my ideas for books that an author slaved over for years, it does seem a missed opportunity to just have made Arya a Faceless Chick, then sent her off on some assassinations where we could be affected by what a robot she had become. Then once it appears she's lost any trace of Arya Stark,

And he must have heard what, the very last scream of the last person to die? Because the BWB sure cleared the fuck outta there pretty fast.

It would have to be on some really crazy elliptical orbit. I don't know enough about physics to even know if that's possible, but I would think the speed of the orbit wouldn't change, so whatever the seasons were, they'd still be a predictable length.

So, basically just Bernie Sanders.

I'm the Butcher's Boy. At best, I'm Hot Pie.

The last scene really crystallized how much the show has fallen. Arya had to be an idiot to get gutted like that, and she wasn't that stupid before she spent two years training with the faceless dudes. The Hound had already taught her to be more cunning and kickkass. And the gutting itself was a far greater wound than

People have been saying that once X happens, Arya's story is going to take off for two years now. Even if it does, we've been marking boring time for two years.

Speaking of which, where the Hell is the Red Chick? Shouldn't she and the Lord of light be helping and a part of all this?

Seeing the Hound only highlighted how bad Arya's story is now. Her travels with him were a highlight of the entire series, and their parting and the shot of her on the ship to Braavos was one of the best moments in the entire series. But since then it's just been boring and repetitive with her story, with some truly

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This show is promising. I think it should be covered.

Tyler can play the part, but whenever you show her hands you do it as a closeup of actual man hands. So, like Shaq or Chris Webber's hands.

If you really wanted to make an Archer movie and not just have it be a warmed over version of the TV show, then figure out how to do it live action with H. Jon Benajmin as Archer. Now that I would pay to watch.