schmoker--disqus
Schmoker
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It is amazing that even the Prince of fucking darkness himself, Richard Nixon, would today be considered flamingly liberal on a few issues. Just a few, but that's a few more than even a lot of democrats today.

With Altman, he might punch you in the face just for saying hello.

If you told Altman that you thought he made an affectionate movie about Hollywood, he'd punch you in the face.

Star Trek: A Maryland Corporation

Pretty cool of Abrams when you consider the fan film is probably ten times better than Into Darkness.

When did we start talking about the books?

Affectionately?

I'm struggling with idea that James Bond has ever been depicted as unobtrusive.

Ummm… I just use my tongue for free.

I'd like to see a Bond of color, but not Idris Elba. I'd selfishly prefer he take actual acting jobs.

Same is true of Raylan Givens.

Une Yelly Man.

As a pretty fanatical fan (yes, double negative, or double positive) of the books, all that's going to matter to me in regards to the movies is if they are any good. I don't care what direction they go, or how they monkey with the story. If they are good, then that's all that matters.

"Other sellers may have a showrunner in stock for a lower price but without Prime shipping. So hey, fuck them."

Still no love for my Debbie Does Deep Throat shared universe of porn?

Definitely the original Blade Runner with the narration. You know, the one that made it a stone cold classic long before anyone knew to shit on it.

This seems redundant. Haven't we all already seen the rise of Anthony's wiener?

The fifth season will be done entirely with shadow puppets.

I'm pretty sure that's not why.

Whatever you do, don't let Apocalypse Now: Redux be your introduction to that film.