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Helps when you have a “fuck you have a seat” curve ball:

Not EVERYTIME you die...read into the actual game. You have to PERMA die. Whenever you die you lose around 2 days of game time. Dying multiple times within 2.5 hours, you lose nothing after the first one. Whenever you do perma-die, you can be reincarnated as one of your children and get a “skill ramp” which

“Stop liking things I dont like!”

I like how Upton just gave up. Like “Welp, giving up an inside-the-parker I guess.”

Obama thinking, I really should’ve farted on Air Force One. Hold it in, baby. Only a little further.... Don’t gas attack the Queen....

“The best of the best of the best Sir! With honors!”

I said the same thing. My ex-wife disagreed.

I love Pagani’s and Ferrari’s as much as the next guy. The f50 was and remains on my list.

“I’m so mad that someone’s personal choice on how to represent themselves in a video game doesn’t align with what I think they should do. Also how dare ANYONE who isn’t good enough to be at the top use a name that I don’t approve of”

Clearly the lesson here is that the truth will always prevail.

THE POINT IS HE KEEPS FAILING TESTS THAT HE IS AWARE OF AND DOES NOT CARE. I enjoy stupid people.

It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.

Martyr Logarius for me.

This guy gets it.

Sometimes, when you’re married or have kids, you have ‘free time’ in the middle of the day, but you can’t play Fallout in the living room. So you do what I did yesterday and sat on the couch with your laptop, playing FO4, with a PS4 remote, while your family thinks you were working. “Naw, hun. This conference call

As Red Barber once wrote, “baseball is dull only to dull minds.”

Al-Farouq Aminu”defended” Cousins from the other side of the basket. I’d personally blast him but I too spend all day pretending to look busy while not doing a goddamn thing. So I say keep on keeping on Aminu.

We’re also too busy being offended by things and suing each other.

“Why is it the Russians always seem to have all the good, crazy ideas?”

Haha, exactly. Fist bump to a fellow Georgian.