Don’t quite know what realm of existence you live in where an album that routinely is regarded as one of the greatest produced in the 90s is one that “no one has heard of”.

You are free to do so. I will still enjoy them and give this album a listen later tonight =p

And dad would dream of all the different ways to die
Each one a little more than he could dare to try

I live to troll U of M fans. All you gotta do is say “you guys suck at football” and just sit back and wait for the history lesson from the Eastern Michigan grad who’s a fan because his uncle went there.

Jingoism is half the fun of the Olympics.

For the kids:

To be fair one time the statue of liberty did attack a rich white guy who was trying to take advantage of a newborn baby while blasting rock and roll.

And lo, on February 12th, we found something in 2018 that both Liberals and Conservatives can agree is really, really stupid.

Who’s a good dog?

Should be fun hearing announcers deal with the playground aspects of his game.

A lot of people also confuse being “good” with being technically proficient. Somebody like Steve Vai could play circles around Keith Richards, but Richards is a better guitarist to me because he writes good riffs and plays them in a way that makes me feel stuff. Aimless meedley meedlies may be harder to play, but…

Ugh. I hate it when people imperfectly articulate their support for my cause, instead of just actively crusading against me.

While I’m not a huge fan of watching people get hit in the nuts myself, I’m also not a fan of when people state that they’ve never seen any part of a show, but then assert that anyone who liked it is a bad person. The people who liked watching the show didn’t like watching people get hurt, they liked watching people…

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.

Kitchen Aid owner humble brag. ;)

What does this photo of a nice lesbian couple have to do with the original comment?

That he went on to produce reality TV with Eric fuckin’ Bischoff should be all the information anyone needs.

THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ADULT.

Naaaaaaw, Chief. When you take on a pet, you take on a responsibility for that pet for its LIFE. You don’t bail on a pet when it’s sick or sad or inconvenient. You spend money and time and love on it. Any pet - dog, cat, iguana, llama.

You can pry my dogs from my cold, dead arms. Like hell they’re staying outside during evenings, disrupting the neighborhood by barking at the door endlessly— they’re pack animals and need their people. Nor would I lob them off indefinitely onto someone else while this dude works through his shit. It’s way too easy for…