The Alison thing is such an unforced error on her part. The interviewer did not bring up Chrissy or Marie Kondo. The interviewer did bring up goop and Alison was like, nah, I’m reaching for these two Asian women to shit on instead. Mean girl and cool girl (TM) vibes all rolled into one.

I was thinking the aliens’ weakness could be Head and Shoulders, like in “Evolution.”

I don’t know - I think I would welcome our alien overlords at this point! Gotta be better than Trump. ;)

I read one of her books, in which the main character has a crush on the father of her childhood bestie, and pursues it, and ends up being with her friend’s dad against all odds. I never need to read one of her books again. 

Shaming a first time mother for not being “perfect” is like shaming a 19 year old for not being a perfect adult. 

Why did you guys even bother with this pressed white woman? She doesn’t deserve any article. Btw, I think most of the people who have a deranged, unhinged hatred of Meghan are white women who are pissed that Harry married a biracial woman instead of a bottle blonde. 

I’ve never heard of this woman before. A 2 paragraph sample of one of her books, and the boring pastel covers of all her books, was enough for me. All of them about marriage and money and marriage and the pursuit of the perfect life. So fucking deep.

Her mother doesn’t hate her. Her crazy-ass father and crazy-ass half-sister do.

Her own family, like Aaron Rodgers’ family, is desperate to get attention and uses her name to do so. 

Can’t understand allowing someone you “dislike” or “hate” to live rent free in your head. That level of obsession is mentally ill.

Is one of her children Piers Morgan or something?

It’s spelled X Æ A-1, but it’s pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

These people are human garbage.

A pair of attention-seeking weirdos.

Remember when we thought Apple was a dumb name?  

This. It’s hard for me to put my finger on exactly what I don’t like about these two (either individually or together), but this gets pretty close.

These two together remind me of all those obnoxious college relationships where both parties withdraw from their respective friend circles and spend every waking moment with each other because of some “deep connection” until they split up over winter break.

This couple was involved in a story where Azealia Banks was the good guy.

That poor kid.

‘may my typos b forgiven but, damnit. That was meant to be profound’