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Schmendrick the Magician
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I’m just mad that he’ll probably get a lot of presidential primary votes in 2024 because of this. He’s an asshole and I loathe him, but goddamn it he’s apparently actually competent in a crisis.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but basically what you’re saying is that because social media helped make Eilish famous, she owes it to the world to read the comments including the trolling bullshit? And you think it’s unfair that she gets to have the ‘privilege’ of being able to disconnect because as a blogger/writer,

And John Fucking Bolton, the conservative neocon hero who never met a war he didn’t like, is suddenly a Democratic plant, or something. These people have really been playing the long con. For like, 40 years, since before Trump was even a public figure basically. It's truly incredible how many years everyone has been

Honestly, this is also why I get angry when people suggest that the way to deal with incels is to send them to sex workers. Sex workers are human beings performing a service; we shouldn’t condone having misogynists anywhere near them. Can you imagine if men did this to other service workers too? Would you take your

The Belgian story didn’t disappoint. I feel bad for the woman, how much does it suck that your dad didn't want to acknowledge you. 

I know there are a lot of complicated feelings about Kobe but his wife just lost her husband and her 13 year old daughter. This is unbelievably sad.

I understand Kobe has a complicated legacy — he is going to be celebrated for his basketball accomplishments by some, crucified for the Colorado incident by others — so if people don’t want to feel overtly melancholy about Kobe, that’s their decision. But four other people lost their lives including two children, so I

Aren’t you all so great? You get to celebrate someone’s life being taken, which didn’t happen alone. So in a way, you celebrate those too, including the loss of his child. I guess they’re just the collateral damage so they you can have your joy. Congrats. I’m happy for you all. 

No kidding.

Here is your reminder that rejoicing that bad things happened to people who did bad things is not morally acceptable.

Bill Clinton has been accused of rape by at least three women. Both Bryant and Clinton have never been convicted of the crimes they’ve been accused of. I have a hunch you’d not suggest ‘rapist’ being listed first at Clinton’s obit (or listed at all).

Gianna, one of his daughters, was in the bird too, if the commenters here would like to stop dancing on his grave for a minute.

Sigh at some of these comments. Also, his 13 year old daughter was on the plane too. My condolences to his family, especially his other children. 

His 13-year-old daughter died in the crash too. While you guys take victory laps, make sure you at least spare a moment for the loss of a child’s life.

So, like, where are the pictures of other candidates campaigning in strip clubs? Like, surely, given the judgmental tone of this article, it would be so easy to find examples of Bernie and Amy campaigning next to a stripper pole.

I don’t particularly care for the Mayor and he’s not my primary pick. That said, stripper poles in any space are scandalous because their presence implies someone (typically a female) will use them to remove clothing, most likely for cash. The literal only difference here is that the dark lady seems to be a

He’s playing to a fickle audience, that being American voters who claim they have no bias towards gays, but grimace when they see “two guys kiss on the lips”.  

I know, you are right! I’ll call the doctor tomorrow morning! I had a mini- freak out and feel better already! 

is there an LGBTQA2+ letter for watching Florence Pugh talk and eat, cause I’m that one.

So I don’t know how how many members there are of the the Seattle goth or kink scenes here there are. I just found out there is a dude that is well known in both scenes indicted under pedophilia charges. Apparently this happened in March ‘19 and it is just now coming to light. The charging documents are public.