45 years a pilot, mechanics have been sabotaging airplanes I fly for just about that long hahahaha. You get used to it.

I’d say find the best LS430 you could, in black. 

That’s unsettling? You are a nancy.

Shit, I wouldn’t mind being compared to a gorilla (although I guess he’d have to be an albino), in fact, I think I’d prefer to BE a gorilla.

Rolls a probably absurdly expensive ATV, smashes hand, medevac by PC-12, attended to by very skilled surgeons I bet, followed up with rehab and therapy, physical and mental.

She needs a helmet?! Why, because without one the impact would have compressed the air in her head?

Tonight’s assignment; Scientology or Mormonism, which is more fucked in the head?

I cannot shake my distrust of auctions. Time and time again, there is invariably skullduggery when big coin is in play. Of course, I don’t have the sort of reserves that I can just shake off a couple of hundred K screwing. Obviously a lot of people do.

For a hundred bucks I would not eat at Olive Garden for life.

The car is not just covered in vinyl, that vinyl is over a layer of rubber padding (if I recall correctly) that covers the entire car. This for the comfort of pedestrians who might have the misfortune to suddenly meet up with a Mohs.

Later 400s had the CD changer in the glove box (sort of).

I reckon Trump can open a beer bottle, so yes, a cunt can unscrew a bottlecap.

Captain Smith stayed on the Titanic and sank with it. And so he should have.

I think leather may have come into use as upholstery during the age of the Zeppelins. It took 250,000 cows to make ONE Zeppelin (cows’ guts were used for the hydrogen lift cells). That is a lot of hides left over.

I considered this zero gee extrusion problem now and again over the early years of manned spaceflight. One design I wondered about is if it would be possible to start collecting the poop pre anus. Some sort of folding rubber/plastic ring that was of a design that permitted “comfortable” insertion, with a string to…

Scrabble in a moving automobile eh? I’d give them 10 minutes before they hurled.

Jeremiah Johnson was an entertaining movie, Little Big Man was a hell of a lot better though.

Well at last a novel story line.

If it wasn’t for the cones I swear that after our Red Heeler had a mass removed on his port aft leg we would have found him the next morning without the leg at all, never mind the stitches! He would have been standing there on three with one bleeding stump, waiting for breakfast. 

Look up the meaning of the word “nauseous” and start using it correctly please.