You're saying it's a Lada work? Just so I understand...

I’ll do that if/when I get the chance.

No shit? Not good...

No mention of .338 Lapua

You want to thrash cars for short distances in confined areas? Deliver pizza in Hoboken.

It’s a little sad he doesn’t have family to pass on that tradition.

a few companies made simple campers that the boat WAS the roof.

Considering that the one I linked to was (a) the second cheapest I could find in Europe with a running engine (the cheapest one was extremely high mileage), (b) located in Italy, the country with the most sold Alfa Romeos per capita, and (c) had done 72,700 miles, almost twice as much as the one in this ad? Nopes, not…

"My wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend/significant other said I should get rid of this car, so it's sitting on craigslist/ebay/facebook for well more than it's worth so that I can say I gave it a shot."

Putting decibels aside, I think you’d be hard pressed to find another 8-cylinder engine not powered by nitro-methane that can top the Porsche 908/3. The noise of this engine is simply staggering...

Looks like it’s Fuck This Shit O’Clock.

For weight distribution, of course.

Good on you. Assholes throwing coins... I had a dude throw ball bearings once, for no apparent reason other than young and dumb. Those things jack up a windshield quickly. That's why I joined the NBA (not that one), because once bricks are outlawed, only outlaws will have bricks.

That’ll teach him to bring a small handful of loose change to a brick fight.

“He seemed to have run out of coins after that.”

Somoene threw a plastic deoderant at my truck. I happened to have a half inch deep well socket sitting in my center console. I threw it at him and it flew right in his open window and hit him square in the face.

Since he mentioned it, I’m thinking about putting one in my car

You have inspired me to stash a travel brick for situations such as these.

Why not? I carry a .40 caliber pistol. You can’t whip one of those out whenever you want - society considers it impolite. But whip out a brick, and people generally agree that that is some funny shit.

Home Depot, silly.