You should probably take Sgt. Hulka’s advice.

Too bad Rickrolling is such an out-of-date meme. Imagine how fans of the Cardinals Way would have reacted to clicking “You can root for the Cardinals” only to get that ‘80s white-soul vibe... :)

Are you sure whale uber isn’t called jOnAh, in a really irksome typeface?

+1 bucket of ambergris

Definitely has to be the RUF CTR “Yellowbird”. This video has stood in my mind for many years to be the ultimate example of a car that would ruthlessly murder ANYONE that wasn’t a professional racing driver.

Keeping it in the family, I’ll say the SLR. It’s like they took a normal Mercedes and then had someone charged with making a COOL AND HIP AND FAST front end tack the front on.

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

“Agent Herrera ready with another pitcher on codename Sandburger. Looks on target, and Herrera will readies a refill while Sandburger finishes coughing.

“I once had a great hamburger with the Ayatollah Khomeni back in ‘81. We were at a place in Argentina with an on-the-run Adolf Hitler — who hated Billy Carter, for…

There have been a million and a half videos on the actual mechanics of Moment 37 before, a cursory google search will turn up all kinds of information on it. I thought a look into the players personal lives and their state of mind at the time was refreshing.

Huh, I thought the Cardinals were playing the Brewers last night.

How I initially read this—Pacman Jones removes Amari Cooper’s helmet and slams his own head into said helmet. Also believable!

At least when Lions’ fans show their ass, there’s someone to eat it.