Clever. From where does your snappy wit come? Wanker.

I just gave ‘im tree fiddy yesterday

For breakfast will you be making hot takes with indignation?

Whatever his motive(s) for coming forward, and money most likely was one, he killed a man who was considered public enemy number one to the USA. His motives hardly warrant the death penalty in so many words.

And you’ll feel the same way if he’s executed by an ISIS agent?

Looking for a ticket to take me away from here... Bad football and blow ah-ahh, bad football and blow.

Regarding The Dodgers starting pitching this season my dad told me of an old saying from yesteryear. Kershaw/Greinke are the modern day “Spahn then Sain then pray for rain”

YOU SHALL NOT END THE EVANS MVP WATCH!

Holy sanctimonious Cardinals fan Bartman. I’ll be eagerly awaiting the humblebrag following any series win by said Cardinals.

The Venn diagram showing the overlap of Cardinals and Packers fans is simply a bigger circle.

As someone with two kids under 6 I too saw what he did there... Muffin man, heh heh.

Why is Harper a steakhead? See: ESPN magazine 2015 body issue.

Truly magnificent. COTY gets lobbed around pretty casually but my God that’s at the top of the A-list. That’s the hardest I’ve laughed at a post since 50shadesofJimGray’s “hnnng peppermint roll!” post.

F*** yes to HK. I work with my big brother and at completely random times (sometimes more than 6 months between) one of us will, in our deepest, slow cadence HK voice, call out “PAT BURRELL” much to the delight of the other. I will do that at some point tomorrow.

The answer has to be Tommy Lasorda and if not Tommy, Charlie Steiner is the guy.

I very much dislike Matthews but that pick was more a case of Matthews making a really good play (coming across the formation) to make the int than it was a case of Cuttler forcing an ill-advised pass. Give Smokin’ Jay a break on that one, he’ll make plenty of mind-numbingly stupid throws before long.

What this 🔼 guy said.

How’s that working for ya, pud?

The way the declaration “NYC does not care if you live or die” is made just proves the point that anyone who has ever lived there seemed to think that they are among the enlightened and none of the plebes could ever understand. That is such a smug self-satisfied sentence. You lived in NYC eh? Good for you now kindly…