schlarkin
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schlarkin

“If a chef is working in Tomato Town and wants to create table salt...”

I found a better way to make money

I’m a Dead orbit fanatic and even I didn’t want this scout..... fwc has the better weapon in my opinion and who in the hell could pass up that beautiful NM set.... D2 got me all types of confused.

God bless you, you’re the guy who lets me get my single kill.

There is clearly a wrong way to play, and it’s clearly whatever I’m doing.

All they need to fix is just create another refresh 6 month down the road called the Xbox One X Box. There, problem solved.

26+ comments and only one picture? Disappointed in you Kotaku readers *shakes fist*

It’s not as crazy as it sounds. Only a few weeks ago we learned about a nationwide embezzlement ring that required college degrees, background checks, and drug screenings to enter. Maybe you heard about it - they go by the handle Wells Fargo.

The time between gold master submission to Steam / SCEA and actual release can be pretty long. Plenty of time to fix minor bugs / polish.

Armed robbery doesn't count as PvP?

There’s a Website for this, if you want to troll your co-workers.

The best theory I’ve seen about the ending is that Drake is actually dead, from the time Rafe shoots him on that cliff onward. Things just... don’t quite add up afterwards. Elena says she followed the shooting to find Drake, but how did she and Sully find the island in the first place?

As much as I still like Mass Effect as a whole...

I wish I knew how much of a douche nozzle Schilling was sooner, ‘cause I bought and LOVED Kingdoms of Amalur.

I want a Praise the Sun emote \[T]/

Maybe part of the process is encoded on the weapon schematic poster of Sleeper Simulant that came with Collector’s Editions? I know i’m super slow to this whole thing, but just for the other newbies to this quest like me, the weapon schematic has some mathematical dial on the back and these instructions:

You know what?

I don’t mind that kind of realism at all.

Another ProTip some people appreciate (myself included) is that if you hold the ‘PS’ button for 10 seconds, the controller shuts down.

This was apparently something that could be done on the PS3 as well, but since it was faster to just press the PS button and select ‘Turn Off Controller’, I never knew about it.