I get what you're saying. I just don't think the comparison of the two different relationships makes that point. You wouldn't tell your spouse to go to their rooms or take away their tv privileges for misbehaving either.
Those two relationships aren't remotely in the same lane.

So you're responsible for disciplining your spouse? You're raising your spouse?

Same girl, same. My hourglass was getting me in trouble everyday. I had on a skirt that came down to my kneecaps and hr called me talking about somebody said I had on a miniskirt. She asked me to come down to her office, I knocked and came in the door, she looked at my outfit and said, "girl, bye." Case closed.

…is a common occurrence. And when it's not the man had enough money to have his pick of beckies.

I'm sooooo glad our hr person is black because of Darth Susan. Every time Darth Susan sent an email about my attire, hr would call me to her office and be like, "girl, look at this." And we'd read the email out loud and laugh and laugh…

Who's making casseroles? I've only ever seen them on tv.

I have to Google camelback and fuel belts now.

I mean, what? I need a nap after that. I didn't even know his name just the music so it still went over my head. I ain't never knew his name so I shole ain't know he was Caucasian.

What you won't do for love? That dude white too?!

Cut me some slack, this was before Google. Maybe I should have asked jeeves.

All my life I thought the bee gees were black. I saw an album cover in my late teens and was like, "wait a minute…" So I may not be qualified to further comment on this article.

When I was in high school we were told we couldn't March in the saint Patrick's day Parade anymore because of the white debauchery.

Almost all his songs make me wish I had taken up percussion in school instead of dance and freaking woodwinds.

Yes, I get the honey pecan sometimes but the best was the cheesecake flavor. It was magical.

I've never seen shawshank redemption but I always thought it was a black movie. It sounds freaking black and the work "shank" is right there in the title.

I am here for phil Collins and cream cheese (the whipped kind).

I could not stop laughing at teddy gagging with the hose. Gene is my least favorite character so…

Who told them they could chill this hard, though? They out here looking all relaxed and happy like we ain't crashing and burning. If y'all don't get back in that Whitehouse…

Probably herself. I crowned myself and give myself all sorts of titles lol.

My Nana feeds me like I'm being starved every time she sees me. I'm like, "Nana, I just ate 10 minutes ago." She's like, "you so po' (poor=skinny) let me fix you a plate." And even though I'm fully grown and living on my own, Nana still blames my mother for not feeding me enough. "You don't feed that child right, she…