I would. Run me my kidney, h03!

I felt like she was playing along mad not actually mad and then he went all the way left. I expected him to make a joke about her reaction not do that.

When I read that comment, my mind immediately went to Peter griffin singing Charles in charge. But, I don't even think the family guy people fool with trump like that.

Maybe that band that marched in the inaugural parade alone can play the Charles in charge theme song.

Hey, a dancer my age has to keep up with the 19 year old primas.

Yessuh!

I just recently, at the tender age of 32, discovered why every dancer I work with sees a chiropractor regularly. I hurt my back after a performance, I wasn't dancing, I wasn't leaping, I wasn't turning flips, nope. How did I hurt my back, you ask? Rolling over in bed in the middle of the night. I was so hurt and so…

Right? I'm just going to go ahead and blame everything that happened after the initial meeting on the shoes.

We're working our way up to food now? See, I hate dating.

Hiking? On trails? Like outside? That's why I've never heard of 'em right there.

I read "starving at the park" instead of "staying at the park". My bad lol

Now that I have Googled vibrams I feel like I have to question your decision making skills in general.

Hey, now. Yall are pushing it on the gap.

Sexy dance fighting?

Ok? I'm like this ain't adding up.
Date 1: Air
Date 2: Tea
And there was a date three? Nah.

I have questions. On this picnic, were there chips, crackers, cheese, fruit, something else to eat or were y'all just sitting there with an empty basket drinking Capri suns?

In my imagination, this is exactly how it happened.

Lord knows I'm finna get out of dance class and take a picture in my leotard in front of my Nana's rose bushes. My extraness can't seem to be contained.

I hear that a lot. The guy I'm dating at the moment is 6'3" and he thinks it's hilarious to call me tot. I don't know if that's tot as in tater or if he's trying to calm me a toddler on the sly but I'm always ready to fight about it.

I'm 5'2" and you are correct. Men over 6' love the shorties.