Imagine being salty about April Fools day content when April 1 occurs in different time zones

On that note, I recall watching one of those Wall St. pundits go on Squawk Box recently and say that one of the issues preventing a bull market breakout is unemployment being TOO LOW. Employees had too much leverage. Wall St needs the unemployment rate to be back around 6% so companies can start increasing their…

And healthcare benefits. Because it makes total sense that something so vital to existing should be provided by your employer - who can also let you go at will.

To be fair to his argument, Facebook does suck.

Let’s say you work as a brain surgeon, best in the world, youre so good you can swap someone’s brain into the body of a chimpanzee. You’re the best in the world, so you should be paid as such, so your hourly rate is 10 thousand dollars an hour, and you bust ass, really out in the overtime, 80 hours a week, no…

Whatever someone is willing to pay.

“Yes, I have billions of dollars, but I earned it. No one gave it to me.”

He doesn’t like being referred to as a billionaire.

Balloons, cauliflower, etc., etc.

“It was just the cruelest, meanest thing I’ve ever been through,” one former contestant tells Rolling Stone. “We were a human horse race, and they were treating us like horses out in the cold racing...”

Only mildly related but as an amusing exercise, I dumped her entire word salad into ChatGPT and gave it only the instructions “make it more concise and empathetic” and it gave me a brief 217 word statement that somehow sounded more like it came from a real person than the original. It also had the good sense to cut…

Get back to me when one of those femdom “Goddess” types starts shooting up random men she thinks have wronged her.

On its face, there’s nothing inherently wrong with the word “females”, but these people ALWAYS refer to men as “men” and never “males”, but refer to women more often as “females”. If I see the word females, I immediately looks for the word males. It’s never there for these people. 

Here’s what I truly do not understand. So you think men are too “feminine” and women are too “masculine” (we’ll forget how subjective and ridiculous that is for now) and you’re afraid of population collapse? Fine. Then go chop some fucking wood and kill an animal and find some dumb, meek woman with no self respect who…

He doesn’t have cash; he has assets, mostly stock in his various companies. It’s the weird world of the hyper wealthy; what he has is not cash but the ability to raise money quickly by borrowing against his assets. But it’s not limitless; there’s only so much banks will lend him at any given time, because they know…

Might work. He’d only need 3,000,000 people willing to pony up $1,000 each for a membership. Piece of cake.

“He later backtracked following the mass layoffs, saying he expects Twitter to break even financially in 2023.”

Mobile device company: Our new phone is so energy efficient, it can last for a week on one charge.

I don’t understand how this doesn’t fall under false advertising. It simply isn’t fully self-driving. It’s just a falsehood to claim it is.

In the end....isn’t the actual, correct definition of the 1st Amendy is that a government cannot curtail free speech, especially that of a private company? So this will be all dog-pony, man bites dog Oscar-worthy performance BS, right?