tl;dr - Jolie/Pitt are not reasonably analogous to Heard/Depp. Jolie will be fine.

Slutty Zombie Queen Elizabeth.

Because caring for someone and doing things for your significant other is obviously a “negative gender stereotype”.

I’m doing everything I can

“They definitely over the years have taken away our ability to target political ads,” GMMB Senior Vice President Erica Monteith told Bloomberg.

Does “conservative dating app” mean I can only join if I hate abortion but have paid for them in the past, am pro-life but applaud police murdering innocent people, am pro-god but only if it’s the old testament, am all for “family values” but have cheated on all my wives, am "America First" but applaud/was one of…

Because corporations famously listen to their workers’ input on the subjects of work, working conditions, and wages. Somehow that doesn’t quite jive with the constant stories of union busting we see. Or just history in general.

Cactus Plant Flea Market-style four-eyed toys of the old McDonald’s characters

Who paid for this 10 day Corgi and pony show?

This is a ridiculous rationalisation “They’re not abusing their power, they’re just blackmailing news broadcasters”? Consider the reaction if the whitehouse said “Sure, CNN, Fox, you can all come to the whitehouse briefings, but only if we can tell you how to report on it”

People can disagree with me all they want, the only type of prank I find acceptable at all are the ones I’ve seen from Just for Laughs, the Canada comedy festival. And it might not be all of them... because I haven’t watched that many.

Yeah I’d rather see people doing this kind of thing out on the street than those awful tiktoks.

In its early years, the 1980s into the 90s, it was cutting edge and hilarious satire. Workers put up Dilbert strips in their cubicles as commentary on their own bosses, who even if they understood this, didn’t want to put themselves in the ridiculous position of banning comic strips. Initially it was Adams writing…

I found a plug in Hybrid would be the best of both worlds. A decent battery range for commuting and errands and the hybrid part for longer range with good fuel economy. 

The deal’s already managed to draw the attention of Federal Trade Commission regulators. Months after Amazon announced its acquisition the agency reportedly launched an investigation focused on, “the larger implications of the deal for Amazon’s market power.”

I have five cameras around my house, but they aren’t Ring cameras. Ring sucks. Did you miss the part about them sending video to police without the owner’s consent or knowledge? Fuck that. I control my video footage, not Amazon.

If you built it, I’m surprised that you didn’t take the more secure route of using a recessed male plug, which would have allowed you to use any standard extension cable to connect it to a power source, instead of requiring a male-male cable.

The bill requires age estimation for sites likely to be accessed by children

How many sites was this article shopped to? You really should have updated the “this news outlet’s site” text with the actual name once it got accepted. Or is it appearing in multiple sites? Who paid who for the text?

“will require that any personal information collected for the purposes of age estimation is not used for any other purpose, and, contrary to Goldman’s claim that age-authentication processes are generally privacy invasive, require that any collected information is deleted after its intended use.”