my Shoei probably only has another riding season in it anyway.

Only if there’s also a teardown of a gas powered car.

What is the definition of tail lights?  Any lights on the rear of a vehicle?  If they don’t participate in the function of illuminating the vehicle to make it visible to other drivers behind, are they tail lights (taillights?)?  I’m saying I’m not sure these are even tail lights, they may just be lights adjacent to…

Some of those features are also mandated by the federal government.

It works a lot better if you're within a factor of two.  1000 feet = 1000 meters is off by 700 meters.

“Caliber” also means “the quality of someone’s character or the level of their ability”, so they may have had that in mind.

Then I probably would have driven something better as my first car, so I approve.  I say probably because I think I would still have rather had the Citation than some early 70s barge.  One possibility would have been the ‘70 Dart Swinger.  That would have been a lot cooler.

Good news, Reebok has been American since 1985!

Yeah, if it weren’t just a straight up scam it would be interesting to see how excited they are about offering a warranty on my 16 year old car with 280,000 miles.

Joke's on you, I haven't had a warranty for years!

Then what is the point? If you're not going to use it anyway, get something cheaper.

Have you done mods to your bike to make it slower? That would be more fun, right?

This may not be a satisfying level of detail, but I think it’s because the battery or possibly some other power system is not capable of supplying enough power to run both motors at their maximum capacity at the same time.

No, they’re entirely different.

Was that a meta-comment, demonstrating questionable uses of the hyphen?

I don’t know, maybe people from other countries who aren’t familiar with the convention? If it’s USians then I have no explanation other than a failure of education.

That’s funny!

Well that is comforting.

You really Carlined the heck out of that joke.

blur in a cartoon, lol!  You’re not alone with the years, it happens all the time.  What’s funny is the way you wrote it the apostrophe means feet, as in unit of distance.  So you were talking about your 78 foot Kawasaki.