You’re not wrong; I’m a goon and glossed over that tiny but critical detail. I prostrate myself before thee all and shall return under my rock.

Turtle whacks.

He was running for Supreme Chancellor, but he didn’t print enough pamphlets.

Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this lightsaber.

Piss off, Force ghost!

I had never heard the term before either. I assumed it was a cruel practical joke where you leave some delicious Rold Gold pretzels out on the counter for some unsuspecting person, and you hide all the liquid refreshments and shut off the water to the house, and bolt the doors from the outside. Halfway through the…

If you recall in the original JP when they’re walking up the stairs as they’re turning left you hear a song that isn’t, Somewhere Over A Rainbow and you’ve been lead on to read this comment... Trolls find a way.

duh!

Counterpoint:

This is a jreat point. I don’t know what people don’t jet about it, but you jot right to the heart of the matter. Way to jo, sisrslud. You’re a jood juy.

Fuck him. He’s wrong. Soft G is stupid. He has been outvoted. That’s how language works. The first caveman able to speak might have pointed to a rock and said “unga!” but if the rest of his clan pointed to the rock and said “bunga!” guess what, rocks are bunga now. The easiest way to annoy someone of Czech heritage is…

It’s not often that the creator of something is wrong about his own creation.

GIF. “gift” without the “t”

This explains how and why the ball bounces funny. It must be hitting jaggies in the level geometry. Other balls in other sports don’t bounce as erratically. 

At least someone would appreciate it.

She’s worse now. After the third movie, she insists that everyone calls her “Lana Del Rey Skywalker”, which makes no sense on any level.

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

I’m glad we saved UK teenager Bob Dylan.