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6/18/19

I’m on your side. This Gabe Froboznik guy should be chucked into the ocean, only to be rescued by Boaty McBoatface, thus putting him forever in the submersible’s debt.

6/18/19

What a douchebag! If you feel insulted by the name “Boaty McBoatface” you need not just to lighten up, you also need to fucking grow up.

6/17/19

I mean, my go to for a long time was Cinnamon Toast Crunch first, then add milk... then add more CTC to the milk after I finish the first helping. Does that make me a monster?

6/17/19

I can’t add anything relevant to the subject except, well, fuck texas.

6/17/19

Lifelong Texan here (thanks for not pulling out, Dad) the burgers are nothing special (i see pitchforks on the horizon) unless you’re drunk at 3am, in which case i suppose they taste alright, but under that circumstance anything will taste alright. Their breakfast options are 100% ratshit though.

6/17/19

6/15/19

Hell, the inventor of the Geiger counter was a happy and proud Nazi who turned in his Jewish colleagues.

6/14/19

It’s pretty much every company that was in existence before WWII. Th economy has been global for a very long time and Germany has always been a major player in the global economy. This is a really silly article.

6/14/19

This news be damned, nothing will stand in the way of me and a fresh original glazed hot off the line when the hot light is on

6/14/19

Good thing Samir wasn’t driving, he doesn’t pay attention to the calls.

6/14/19

Do not ask for whom the string cheese strings, it strings for thee.

6/14/19

Stunt Emmys aren’t presented; they’re dropped from a third-storey rooftop onto a stack of cardboard boxes.

6/13/19

It wouldn’t have happened if he still had Clippy installed.

6/13/19

6/13/19

Lhotse Face

6/12/19

I love how you knew exactly where Kenyan Reid went.

6/12/19

Thank you! My first reaction was that the only thing KFC Original Recipe Chicken pairs well with is a trash can (or a street pigeon committing sweet, sweet semi-cannibalism on a discarded piece). Give me Popeye’s or give me...something other than fried chicken!

6/12/19

Indeed I did!

6/12/19

Ahhh, so it's understandable Fox thought Tyrus was good for what ailes them.

6/11/19

Hey Kate...is a leaky corpse a sandwich?