How in the hell is Castaway on any sort of “best” movie list? That movie was a slog, and the mere fact that only the first 5 min of the movie takes place on Christmas does not make it a “non-Christmas-movie-Christmas-movie”.

Face scan should be coming back in a later update.

I wish I had a pet to show, but I’ve always wanted a dog named Bosco. Obviously, this dog would have to be chocolate-colored, perhaps a Lab or Australian Shepherd. Admittedly, though, the name is derived from an episode of Seinfeld, not the syrup (though it is still a reference to the syrup itself).

Yeah, the point of a car is transportation, but to say that it can’t also be art is a little daft and narrow-minded. Ultimately all form of art is for entertainment - to illicit an emotional reaction. You can get that from looking at a painting, watching a movie, playing a game, or hell, even driving or appreciating a…

Three men with enough money between them to solve, oh, any problem they really feel like solving decided to use their money to build pointless rockets that fly close to space, sit there for a few minutes, and then fly back.

I need the entire movie with cats now. And I’m not even a cat person.

FR is great, and I think every child should try it. But your son is undoubtedly in the minority. The majority of kids will take one look at that and toss it or give it to their parents.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Regardless of whether or not you think he’s an asshole, that’s your opinion and that has no bearing on this situation. Go fuck yourself.

They’ve definitely kissed off-screen, though, right?

My desktop has a fairly new MB and CPU, so I was quite surprised when Windows told me my machine wasn’t TPM-compliant. However, all I had to do was go into the BIOS to activate TPM and now all is well. I only mention this in the unlikely chance you haven’t already checked this.

Slow news day?

Slightly off-topic, but why does every article in Lifehacker have to start with “You should be doing/stop doing X”. Stop writing headlines that are semi-shaming your readers.

I didn’t even notice, but now that you’ve pointed it out, damn you.

She’s not the content creator.

A few points:

I’m sorry, but do you really need the visual of the pothole in that scene to understand the plot? You literally get a shot of the pothole shortly after. What a lame-ass complaint.

As others here have noted, one can’t really disagree with a top-10 list of Seinfeld episodes. There are just too many to choose from and there is absolutely no right answer. There are certainly weaker episodes, but even the weak ones manage to churn out some good laughs, even if the episode itself is less memorable.…

Yeah, there are a couple of “feel-good” moments in early Seinfeld that just don’t fit the mold of what the show eventually becomes. I’m glad they realized fairly quickly that the show is best when their main characters are less-than-upstanding citizens.

I didn’t read the story because frankly I couldn’t care less who the fuck plays Mario (because a live-action movie adaptation is and always has been a terrible idea) but I came here to simply comment on the realization that “hateboner” is a thing now.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Seinfeld scenes.