trust me, its not worth it :|

"There are 2 sides to the ... debate. Drivers want bikes to get the fuck out of the way. Cyclists cry about what drivers think of them"

Come here Falcor you'll make a nice rug!
AAH Atreyu what are you doing?!?!

"Ah, here's my contact lens!"

I wonder where this end goes...

Armpit stains aren't caused by sweat; they're caused by deodorants.

I had an accident on an extremely narrow, 100 year-old bridge.

The guy rear-ended me because he had been driving for only a few months (and had already had 2 accidents prior)

A few months later, the Pennsylvania works dept. decided to build a new bridge...next to it...for pedestrians...not cars...

I hate Pennsylvania…

To celebrate the Alpine Berlinette's 50th anniversary, Renault introduces Alpine A110-50

I see flys