My parents have an F2 jungle bob, which is like a pixie bob. I think his father was a pixie bob and his mother was chausie, or vice versa. He's the sweetest cat I've ever met in my life. Really, he's the opposite of what I would think a "wild" cat would be like. I've never so much as heard of him hissing.

I really wish the title of this piece was "Someone Tried to Sexually Assault Danny Brown on Stage."

Really, though, as the parent of a teenager, this is a huge problem. Seriously. EVERYONE knows this research is legit, and yet high schools start EARLIER than elementary and middle schools. Why, people?? Why?? My son has to get up at 6:30 and that's if he showers at night and doesn't eat breakfast, just brushes his…

On a related note, the 90s were a glorious time for adults trying to market to kids by adapting hip lingo.

No, that's Charisma over there!

I really don't like her music, but everything I've ever heard her say has been really charming and funny. She's got charisma.

As of now, AustralianCatLadies.org redirects to a Google image search for "dogs."

UGH yes. People who are unreliable about reading emails might as well not even work there. In every place I've worked, that's around 90% of your job.

I have a desert lynx (bobcat-hybrid) mix; he's a rescue. His mother was a half-bobcat, and her owners let her run free - and unspayed. She got knocked up by a Russian blue (horrible area of backyard breeding), and I was one of the suckers who swooped in to rescue the litter when the owners decided to take them all to…

Because this type of relationship serves as a continuation of the belief that women exist to act out men's fantasies, it's not liberatory.

Perhaps this is problematic, but I am glad the kind of guy who'd rather pay for a GFE with camstars is off the dating scene. I'm glad he has the kind of transactional relationship that works for him, and I will never, ever have to deal with his crazy shit.

They are often the same people who are "just being honest," "don't sugarcoat," and aren't "afraid to tell it like it is."

Can we also discuss how it's always the worst people who say "you either love me or hate me!"?

I have had a doctor tell me I couldn't feel the scraping before. As I was feeling it, I told him I could and that it was damn uncomfortable. He ARGUED with me about it. Stoopid doctor.

That was nice. You're nice.

Those ambulance rides are 'spensive. When I was training as an EMT I once walked with someone to the hospital so her parents wouldn't be hit with a $400 bill for driving her a block (she was a teenager and some bullies had hit her with a belt buckle a few times).