How would they have known? Seriously? The owner did pretty much everything you would hope they would do (and all that was in his power to do regarding the employee) once he was made aware if the employees actions. do you think a job applicant is going to tell a potential employer that he is a bigot willingly?

I found a tub of instant Lipton iced tea crystals in my parents basement. I'm going to stamp a 1995 vintage year on it and serve it with a rosemary sprig once 2015 hits. This shit took 20 years to make! I ain't just giving it away for free!

power has gone to your head. Nothing beats tomatoes. You foolish fool you!

oh, I'm sorry for the error. Clearly your chivalry account was in good standing and one of our walking vaginas will be here soon to correct the situation. We thank you again for your patronage. Here is your complimentary *sex with female* card for your trouble should you choose to shop with us again. And remember, if…

oh no, did they totally screw up your "game"? How terrible it must be for another dirtbag to overplay his hand while you were planning a more subtle grift.

that's setting the bar for what constitutes success pretty low. As much as I love being worn down and manipulated into talking to a dirt bag. I'm questioning why you see their behaviour as succesful in any way, except maybe in their eyes - which you say is something you don't want. So why is it a success if the ends…

I want to get it on with his Dracula

not even with someone else's vagina.

And definitely not in a low sodium broth. Maybe if I pretend I'm in high school he'll MSG me!

Oh thank god, someone I agree with. Franco sucks, but I've really gotta see his dick now. It's gonna bug me all night.

I can't be the only person here who thinks he's gross AND wants to see his penis???

really bad customer service here. Don't think they're getting the tip! ZING!

what if I just want to bang his character in Pineapple Express (don't judge! He was adorable and had very comfortable looking pajama pants)? I look at this photo as "the guy in Pineapple Express cut his hair and he's naked! Yay!" and try and forget the giant Franco ego underneath it that is an Instagram creeper.

does one have to choose? He's trolling AND he's unhinged. He's just a better actor than Shia LeBeuf. That said, I much prefer his half naked, wiener handed instagramming to his usual drama.

My ass kicking friend forces me to try food that terrifies me. I wouldn't accept this from anyone else. But she's a fucking wizard so I've inexplicably put full faith in her. One of those things was an izakaya restaurant that served thin sliced beef tongue with a sauce and a hot ass rock to cook it on. The thought…

That reminds me of the time my mom proudly displayed the hitachi magic wand she procured (i think my dad got it free with something and brought it home to see if snyone wanted it) to everyone in the house. Funniest shit ever. She was the absolute last person to get the joke that every human being she showed it to got.…

That reminds me of the time my mom proudly displayed the hitachi magic wand she procured (i think my dad got it free with something and brought it home to see if snyone wanted it) to everyone in the house. Funniest shit ever. She was the absolute last person to get the joke that every human being she showed it to got.…

This is the fucking greatest. Would it be weird to make this my avatar? I think i might just paste it to my actual face every day.

I make the best ukrainian borshch in the universe btw. Yes, borshch! I'm that nitpicky! And NO! Not because all borshch/borscht sucks! It's better than all other soupy soup stew things! Maybe....

AND WE BEAT YOU ON GRAVY/CHEESE COVERED POTATOES!