I can't be the only person here who thinks he's gross AND wants to see his penis???

really bad customer service here. Don't think they're getting the tip! ZING!

what if I just want to bang his character in Pineapple Express (don't judge! He was adorable and had very comfortable looking pajama pants)? I look at this photo as "the guy in Pineapple Express cut his hair and he's naked! Yay!" and try and forget the giant Franco ego underneath it that is an Instagram creeper.

does one have to choose? He's trolling AND he's unhinged. He's just a better actor than Shia LeBeuf. That said, I much prefer his half naked, wiener handed instagramming to his usual drama.

Errr.. "Don't diagnosis haphazardly... Let me do it?" is what I'm reading here.

My ass kicking friend forces me to try food that terrifies me. I wouldn't accept this from anyone else. But she's a fucking wizard so I've inexplicably put full faith in her. One of those things was an izakaya restaurant that served thin sliced beef tongue with a sauce and a hot ass rock to cook it on. The thought…

That reminds me of the time my mom proudly displayed the hitachi magic wand she procured (i think my dad got it free with something and brought it home to see if snyone wanted it) to everyone in the house. Funniest shit ever. She was the absolute last person to get the joke that every human being she showed it to got.…

That reminds me of the time my mom proudly displayed the hitachi magic wand she procured (i think my dad got it free with something and brought it home to see if snyone wanted it) to everyone in the house. Funniest shit ever. She was the absolute last person to get the joke that every human being she showed it to got.…

This is the fucking greatest. Would it be weird to make this my avatar? I think i might just paste it to my actual face every day.

I make the best ukrainian borshch in the universe btw. Yes, borshch! I'm that nitpicky! And NO! Not because all borshch/borscht sucks! It's better than all other soupy soup stew things! Maybe....

AND WE BEAT YOU ON GRAVY/CHEESE COVERED POTATOES!

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

Yeah, just spotted that after nearly making my own pants bacteria upon thinking my Catalan fuet was using baby shit for secret sauce :(

Ok! not gonna lie. I'm still freaking out a bit. I used to buy these sausages that looked distinctly like these and were called fuet de Catalan or something from a sausage and cheese place that brought them in specially. It cost a lot so getting one was a special treat, and was very hard to get over (to canada) so the…

Really interesting. I definitely think giving a child so young that label would be detrimental since it's so engrained in us that it's untreatable but there must be a way to address warning signs early without calling them outright psychopaths. Seems like that might reinforce that behaviour since it would alienate…

Methinks they have their own issues...

Oh, just bring logic, facts, reading comprehension and reasonable dialogue to the pitchfork and righteous outrage party why donchya?

If you have ten grand I can photoshop it out! ;)

If you like a lobotomy, they're a tomato.

Cool, I think I'll go do a bunch of horrible shit and claim it's for the betterment of women everywhere.