Are you my cousin? You took like 50 shots of that dick handle. You have like no photos of our family in the park, just close ups of dicks. Not even real dicks. Dick door handles and stuff. When will you look back on those photos and remember the good times? You're lucky I took lots of shots of your nearly 70 year old…

So my mom, who is a catholic prude on the outside but occasionally has lapses where she can't not admit dirty stuff is funny made me sit on that creepy man statue in nearly the exact pose that person is doing for a photo. I can't believe my brother got her to go to Loveland . Anyway, she made me stare into it's…

LAURA! sorry, trying to get your attention. So the MRA's of Edmonton have taken it upon themselves to put up "don't be that girl" posters all over the place with rape apologist bullshit. I'd really appreciate it if someone at Jezebel could run a story on it - here are some examples done to look like a very different…

My main GTA enjoyment comes from playing a game with my brother where I'm supposed to have his back and then waiting for a crucial moment to just beat the shit out of his character and pretend I thought I was supposed to while he freaks out.

I dunno, that's pretty smart thinking with the box. You just might have had what it takes to run the Texas legislature ;) your plan was definitely better on the diversionary tictacs... Errrr.. Tactics.

I know, even after his top advisor explicitly warned him "it will give you worms!"

WHOOMP! THERE IT IS!

Fucking hilarious, before I saw this I was just suggesting some L7 in another post! Hellz yeah!

Lol! They're a smidge on the grunge punk side but I hope that doesn't unpunk it for you!

Honestly I feel like it's the same thing as Texas in a way. The majority of voters don't support this bill, so you'd think they'd vote with an eye to what their officials would do in these circumstances, but nobody pays attention to that. They hear "lower taxes" and a few buzzwords designed to make them think they…

anybody else get a depo provera shot and think it made you totally nut balls? It gave me 24-7 sitcom PMS. I'm getting a copper IUD next week but I got the shot a month ago and I desperately want it the fuck out of me. I do not react well to hormonal birth control in general but this shit is really messing me up.

I stopped using it in the shower because I couldn't control the seepage. As I typed that I realized it needed further explanation. What happens is that the suds, reacting to gravity and whatever science covers the law of curvage dripping, inadvertently gets in my bathing suit region and the tiny moment of fresh…

Awesome indeed! I've recently rediscovered them myself! And the Texas legislature is to thank for it! Lol!

YES! Somebody! I was beginning to feel lame! ;)

No, but they are entirely Pacific Northwest coastal despite constantly being depicted inland and nowhere near any place they would ever have been placed. The Haida are particularly famous and have some pretty sweet carving skills (as well as exclusive rights to some highly sought raw materials) so they tend to be the…

I really hope this features totem poles.....

Wait, he made up a clan and it just so happened to be the turtle clan?

anybody here a lunachicks fan?

I'm hoping she's started a trend. Fuck, let em dig themselves a deeper hole bringing out the riot gear when we start seeing dozens of badass moments. Talk about the wrong side of history....

We're not doing that well I'm afraid. As a recent recipient of a Canadian abortion I was fairly appalled at the crappy access and MSP bullshit. And I live in a major city. I honestly didn't know it was this bad until I went through it myself. It's better than Texas, that's for certain. But I'm very very disturbed by…