Will I still have to hear her "down home advice" while I wander around Michaels crafts looking for shitty overpriced crap and being mad about how much martha Stewart wants me to pay for her stupid stencils?

Awe! Love back! :)

I just got a text message from my SO seemingly meant to be supportive of an issue i'm dealing with that basically said "I understand, because I deal with this every day" - seemed almost funny given that I'm currently jabbering on a blog about why I sometimes don't want to talk about what's brothering me... It will be…

Number 8 sounds fun, except for the Filipino impersonations.

I'm pretty sure that was a loveable troll. If not than his girlfriend is trolling him in a hilarious way. Either way, somebody's trolling.

Almost agreed until you rounded out your point. I agree that if you want them to change something that bugs you you have to address it outright. Not that it's easy - but it's how to deal with it if it's not happening on its own and you feel its something you wouldnt let go of. But as for your last blerb, I will say…

This too.

Yup. This. Being passive aggressive is pretty much the least likely reason for me to do this. I just don't want to deal with an argument not worth having or possibly upsetting with no upside. Or it's not something I want their input on - which i don't think is a big deal as long as its subject specific and not just a…

No shit right? The guy actually thinks he has some moral high ground to judge other parents who may be kind of annoying sometimes but show no signs of freaking child abuse...

It felt like watching someone try and win a troll flame war. Desperately trying to dominate the other person and just looking like a sad, insecure motherfucker in the process. But the insane clincher was the fact that he felt the need to dominate his own daughter. Way to go buddy, You can say you "owned" a 5 year old.…

Yeah, here's the thing. He is habitually this way. He's made this shit into a regular column and part of his brand. There is a reason this is the first time I've commented on him, I've read many articles in the same vein that he has written and the lip service is wearing thin. There is an apology and a rumination…

This is wonderful! Happy Father's Day!

A little off point but commenting on deadspin is usually followed by jezzie haters over there going nuts, SO: Can this guy give drew magary some parenting tips because the massive avalanche of support DM gets for drawing attention to parenting shittily without apology is seriously disturbing. I get that parents aren't…

I've never been worried about my vaginas cleanliness, more so about my fingers! Since most of us don't wash our hands BEFORE going to the loo the only reason I prefer applicators is so I don't have chip dip remnants and door knob cooties entering my vag!

Of the people I've known who had this happen, I find they either take breaks or just quietly untag from stuff that bugs them and over time it kinda works itself out save for a few "oops" moments. It's gonna hurt either way.

Followed by a "omg I just farted during, ha ha ha" hysterical laughter induced fart....

And never mind that stalker that's taking your photo behind a tree! I'm sure he's just a pervert! (Can't ruin the surprise!)

rules? WTF?

See, there is room for it in some relationships. I mean, for one they did it fairly discretely and you screamed! That's perfect for many couples - and if you're proposing hopefully you have a bit of an idea about your SO!

Yeah, I don't get why people shame on everyone's FB all the time for stuff like this! I'm the "snark demographic" that you would expect to find it annoying (no kids, no marriage in sight, shit not together but would love a family! Every reason to be jealousy snarking! And a penchant for snark! But I'm not, I'm happy…