I used to live in Holland! I deeply miss being able to say "oh, I might just head off to Paris for the weekend! ta!" Lol!

Darn, I was hoping his love of dumb and dumber might work!

Awe! I hate that stuff! Without naming him I had an ex I lived with that had the same last name as an incredibly well known/marketed vodka brand! Lol! that fucker was everywhere!

On the upside my Canadian high school (this was in the city though, i know some kids in the sticks had less positive teachers) had hilariously in depth sex Ed. It was pretty sex positive and focused on safety rather than abstinence. My friends and I still reminisce about the class we got a lecture (and quiz) on how…

Yeah, I think he wants more feedback but doesn't want to wreck the mood! Thing is, he's way more "romantic" than me. He's this big tattooed construction dude who looks intimidating but he's actually a deep lover of art and rom-coms! And I like horror/thrillers/action and good comedy (he likes Dane cook, it takes all…

Ill take a look later, I'm a little scared now! (Although, if he's left for Ireland I'd be surprised not to see him visit us he recently did another stint in "the killing" being filmed here. And hysterically showing noticeable Vancouver landmarks in every scene during the least effort I've ever seen to pretend…

Oh, they've already cleaned up on me!

Hmm... "Oh fuck yes" is fine to me. I tend to over analyze and snark at everything so I'm always trying to stay easy going and not focus too much on the random type words. I do like the "not up for much interpretation or a response" noises though. If my guy is super quiet I feel awkward, like I need to put more effort…

I seriously doubt that guy is giving her any orgasms! do they have a kid that mows the lawn? I can't dislike her because hutchinson is so horribly creepy that all I want to do is help her escape his do-rag.

I'll see your experience and raise you unspeakable hell!

Yeah, but I still feel dirty about it. I kind of want to watch it again though.

I want that pet problem. My fixed (far too late) cat grabs my clothes from anywhere he can find them, twists into a ball and sinks his teeth into it while humping away/staring at us without breaking eye contact.... Ugh. And the howeling!

I'd take that lady on ebay who puts lipstick on her starfish and puckers it up to a napkin for you over anything made out of human excretions.

Yikes, my cousin did the placenta art thing. I die inside everytime I see it. It reminds me of those people on etsy who try and sell paintings they did with their period blood. She's a really nice girl but damn is it hard to talk to her without contorting your face at her every word. She says crazy but harmless stuff…

Personally that would knock the wind outta me in a good way. I'd be like "this guy, this guy right here! Thank you!" - it's direct with the intention of having both of you feel comfortable, provided you don't add a weird voice that sounds like a kid manipulating you into giving them candy through guilt :P so yeah,…

this made me feel like I was on a date with riff raff. Just kept seeing that grill coming at me trying to do the "reversed thinker" on my chin. The sneak attack/shock and awe aspect gave me the freaking willies. This literally made me feel like I was in one of those inescapable dream sequences where your body won't…

Pardon my attempt at a conversation about how American/Cuban travel changed in the last few years. Thanks for the unnecessarily snarky reply, made my day.

I do recall them getting pissy during the bush administration though. Up here (Canada!) for a while they had US border agents doing "increased vigilance" in interviewing/watching Americans that were transferring flights so they could head to Cuba under the radar since they all knew to just not get their passports…

Total bullshit. It seems pretty clear that FB tries very hard to avoid dealing with reports. It's particularly fucked that they refuse to engage directly at all, it's automated far beyond the scope of things that can be divided into one of a few categories! they basically make you fill in a form and even if it is…

The posts with the names and addresses of them and their kids are still not being removed. They've definitely been reported. You'd think they'd take those down if just to cover their ass. The comments make me so sad. Men, women, kids - all saying such vile and hateful things. I also can't handle people who think…