I buy Lipton when I want to either clean my old harwood floor or stain fabric for vintage or delicate work. Oh, also for staining wood that may be in contact with food. Ingesting it directly, however, is insane. I only even get it for the former applications unless it's on sale for cheaper than tetleys....

This is great! I'll be visiting your site regularly from now on! Love this new series! :) thanks Jolie!

What if I just licked it off? No?

I cannot tell you the number of times I've had to tell people I did not poop on the couch/bed after I realize there are some very suspicious brown smears under the area I was sitting! The crumbles fall and my but melts and smear it and it looks sooooo bad! I just gave up light sofas :P but I'd love to hear a better…

Particularly the guy who won't throw out his late mothers waste bin filled with used tissues and has a whole gaggle of them he dresses up and poses for still life family photos around the dinner table, garden, etc...... It's really sad and lacking the gosling "Lars and the real girl" charm though :(

Watch the YouTube documentary on them! So many confusing feelings!

Awe! They're all "the littlest hobo"!

Agreed, I'm still misty about my childhood shep! He is the epitome of "hero dog" to me! Oh I'm going to cry now. I miss my stinky loveable doggy!

True! Maybe we're so low class that we don't know that $91,000 is the bargain bin tag?

I actually have more of that than I do of the backpacks. I was confused. I wore my brothers flannel so I look like I'm in a sumo logging suit. I wore my doc martins for so long that one of them fell apart and went flying into traffic while I was walking to high school. I had to hop back home.

I've always thought that one seemed like it could backfire in such a way. I'm sorry it didn't help you. I tried holding them once to see if it seemed legit but no. Fuck all of this! Freaking anti-rape urban myths.

Yeah, that petrified me because let's say I fucking can't! I doubt women are super blasé about it and if they didn't manage to get away WTF do I do? It's not like they didn't think "shit, bad idea". I realize that having that in your head might be enough to give you some extra kick of adrenalin if you see that as your…

I'm genuinely scared of white vans. One was parked outside my house last night and I ran to my car like like somebody lit a fire under my ass.

I got that one from my dad :(

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"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"

91,000 bucks and they couldn't be bothered to properly adhere the sticker to the tag? I'll buy a boat instead. Lost a customer.

Exactly, the next time I'm forced to see someone wearing white after labour day I'm going to freak the fuck out.... Because it's totally the same thing... Socks and sandals? Get the fuck out! You basically just had a ham in my synagogue!

I don't like the "but I'm Margaret cho" stuff but having a tattoo at a Korean spa is hardly akin to eating pork at a Seder. It's also a cultural no no to be fat in Korea, which is why when my Korean sister in law is in a Korean store in Vancouver women feel the need to come up to her and tell her she needs to lose…

I'm still trying to convince my Korean sister in law to bring me to the Vancouver market she goes to to let me come along and bitch out on the next lady who thinks it's cool to come up to her and tell her she's overweight >: I didn't say shit when I was with her in jeju and ladies kept offering me weight loss…