Dennis and randy? Randy is currently being crazy pants in my home province claiming celebrity assassins will take him out if he doesn't get canadian citizenship. Oh, and also they killed Heath ledger. So no, not really counting randy.

That would be awesome.

My mother once warned me to never lend money to a friend unless I'm prepared to never get it back. She had a point...

This is going to sound super angry, and it is - but my friends girlfriend who is a nurse that refuses to get vaccinated is getting really close to my fist. I don't want her near my cancer stricken family or anyone else's.

Insofar as these people are assessing risks beyond their own - like the many immune compromised children they are putting at risk. I find they rarely are. I also find they frequently seem unable to grasp simple concepts no matter how much info is put in front of them.

Wait, hold up - Jenny McCarthy is not a healthcare professional and I shouldn't be taking medical advice from her?

Wait, you're kidding right?

Hmm... The weird gif pausing of that looks like she's attempting to speak after oral surgery or mixing drinks with ambien and some muscle relaxants. Thank god for the text.

And who read "thanks for the ptsd" in his poor doggy face after a bunch of dicks alternated between scolding, praising him and scaring him? Awe! Ca va mal :(

Why is this even a big deal? Your misleading headline pulled me in (what you were going for) but since you can still go there unless you are an unsupervised child it seems like a giant non story. Boo hoo, shitty parents who should know better can't use Disneyland as a babysitting service for vacation. Personally 12…

Hmm... I may have been your sister once. I'm not sure anything but "growing up" would have helped me. Wish I knew some magic words to convince the current "old me" types but knowing "old me" i can't say I'd listen to.. Or rather, hear it. It's like self destruction pretending to be self empowerment at that age.

Damn, I wish I wrote that letter ten years ago! Would have saved me some major time wasting. Although, I think it would have fallen on proud, intentionally deaf ears :(

True enough. I remember the first serious "older man" relationship I had I felt like sometimes I was the mature one... And he wanted to go to clubs all the fucking time and act like he was a teenager. I started thinking "fuck me, I'm too fucking old for this shit". And the fact that I was taken in by this faux…

I had similar experiences, and similar "when I was this age it felt ok" feelings. I was mature for my age but it wasn't until later in life that I realized I obviously wasn't mature enough to see how much it fucked me up. Power balance was definitely a factor. I'm not as hard lined as the original poster - I kind of…

You should start some sort of alert campaign for the real and present danger of getting in a shipwreck and then being eaten by a white tip shark because 1 billion out of 6 die this way.

Hmmm... You explained what I was trying to say waaaaay better.

Being a lark or an owl doesn't really follow from your shifts. Too many people take night shifts out of necessity rather than preference. I've tried to make my body want to be a lark but whenever I do I always feel like shit. I wouldn't be surprised that going against your internal clock can mess you up but if you are…

So I should stop annoying my Bavarian sister in law by getting her kids to ask her questions that uder from the Simpsons asks?

Ok... But that has nothing to do with obesity soooo.....

Lol! Absolutely. I think I still use this tactic on myself :P