Me, too, but I’d prefer to see them swept by the Lakers.

As a Laker fan, these bubble playoffs are going just a little too well. The Lakers are cruising, the Clippers self destructed crushing the inflated hopes of anyone dumb enough to ever cheer for them, and now the Celtics are imploding too? This is just too perfect!

When I saw that picture, I honestly thought it was a snapshot of a Tracy Ullmann character.

The band should just stick with Lady Antebellum if they’re gonna act like shitheads.

He’s also driving this at this week’s race in Martinsville, VA.

Who starred this?

Pictured: Officer Strickland on the way into his jury trial.

When your last kid goes off to college, those 12,000 square feet can really feel empty, you know?

Ok, boomer. 

I just really wish there were a blog that would cover the nexus of sports, politics, and culture, though. 

jez finally becoming a sports blog is quite the silver lining here.

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

I suspect a lot of us would express similar sentiments. I don’t want my ad revenue going to Great Hill any more, but I also have an incredibly hard time letting go of Deadspin and the writers I love. Hoping the next few days will present a better course of action for the commentariat crew 

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

“What is the Answer " would've been amazing. 

I think you can look at the attendance and see the answer to that question. Because yeah, the Browns, the Lions, the Raiders, even the Bengals suck...but there’s always some hope that they’ll get their shit together, even if it’s by accident. It’s what keeps fans coming back.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

How is it possible for a comment to be this perfect?

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Give the $26 million directly to Planned Parenthood.