Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Where’s Kermit Washington when you need him, amiright?

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

I think Richard Engel is the only NBC reporter with a more dangerous beat that hers. Just barely.

This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

This video will be my new response when people back home in Europe ask me if I think Trump will win

Libertarianism sounded so good in high school before I went out and actually met them

Thank you TB! Next chapter

I want Rita Wilson to understand that it’s Tom and me, not Tom and I.

Tim Russert let the Bush Administration use him to recycle their lies without challenge on MTP, so I wouldn’t praise him too much

Can’t

Be honest Drew. Of all of these, writing this one gives you the most joy.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

The day after the election is going to be one of the most epic internet days ever. I’m going to take the day off and watch the crazy right come unglued.

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

Fans don’t understand free agency because the money that could’ve been spent on educating them and giving them critical thinking skills was spent on building arenas for their favorite teams instead.

I got as far as “I feel a special connection to Didi” before my eyes rolled out of my goddamned skull and I couldn’t read anymore.

He might not get traded.