You do realize a 21-14 American football game is really just 3-2, right? With about ten minutes of actual action over the course of a 60 minute game.

When I saw this goal last night my first thought was: “There’s a Deadspin gif.”

The best idea, and I believe I heard it hear in these comments earlier in the week, is to simply plug Wanda Sykes into the Rosanne role and carry on as if nothing has changed at all.

“...whose bones were hopefully fortified by consuming the daily recommended amount of calcium alcohol...” FTFY.

“...he often thinks whatever he says is what’s real.”

You already need to update your comment. There are three on-camera incidents now.

And if he’s been caught on camera three separate times being a racist shitbag, just think what he’s like the rest of the time.

And I’m sure this wouldn’t bother you at all...

“...it was never anyone else other than MJ on his.”

Goddamn he’s a crafty MFer. Would not want to play cards against that Cheshire Shark grin.

And telling “Marlin Man” to take his talents elsewhere.

Here’s a good four-song set from Van Halen:

I have this ear thing (right ear effed-up from too much rockin’). Such as it is I generally have to sit to the right of my companions at the bar to hear them properly. When things get to a din with shouting and white noise I pretty much can’t hear a damn thing anyone is saying. That’s actually one of the reasons I…

We have the BEST water parks!

“Wilson can be seen riding his bike in Santa Monica...” ...on the sidewalk going the wrong way.

I know that pic says Bellburger, but IIRC it was also called the “Bell Beefer” somewhere down the line.

Oh man, this is great news. I sense a binge session coming on.

That fucker’s looking down at his phone. Without the engagement of actually driving the vehicle, I’m sure we’ll ultimately find that these safety drivers are even more likely to get distracted or otherwise fail to pay attention. That is clearly what happened here.

There are several places in this post where you use the word “return” when what you really mean is “refund.” A tax “return” is the document you submit to the IRS. A tax “refund” is the money you get back if you paid too much during the year. This seems like a small thing but mixing the two terms can lead to confusion.

Happy to see this take-down. I’m a casual sports radio listener (20 minutes getting ready for work, about 30 minutes total on commute, round trip). It’s just mindless background noise really, and I can take or leave most of what I hear.