At least once a day. If I see a picture of him it makes it worse.

The paper towel incident was just fucking unbelievable. I kept wishing one of those people would just hurl those packages right back in his face, maybe even knock his hair out of place. 

So do they use a laugh track [”we usually LOWER the laugh track in post”] or don’t they [”No they don’t.”]?

This take is funny when you consider that Donald Trump is little more than a reality TV show host who keeps popping off about politics.

To your point, most white supremacists don’t know they are white supremacists. They just know they are superior.

What did Hill say that was wrong?

Agreed. I almost cried sitting on the couch in CA. That was a fucking WIN man.

There have been a lot of “Greatest Matches of All Time” over the years — though not many of them have come in the Round of 16 — but that Delpo match was clearly one of the greatest of all time. It was arguably THE Greatest Comeback of All Time (some statistician can look up the raw numbers for us).

#FAKENEWS

VAN Morrison?

Me brothers and I managed to go to a semi-final game in 1999. It was between Cork and Offaly. Too many stories to tell from that trip, but suffice it say the hurling match remains the highlight for all three of us. We went to the GAA office the day before and managed to buy tickets, despite every Irishman we ever…

“When this government thing doesn’t work out.” FTFY.

Not quite to the point of the question, I know, but I have four vinyl records hanging on the wall at home. It would be virtually impossible for me to pick which one I love best:

Not quite to the point of the question, I know, but I have four vinyl records hanging on the wall at home. It would…

I think you mean “flaut.”

If Bolling actually made the “McHottie” reference on the air, it should be easy enough to confirm. I’d look forward to someone digging up that tape.

Lies were clearly told, as it was announced within the first 10 minutes of this dumb show that sharks can swim 25-30 miles an hour, while Phelps’ top speed — ever — is a smidge over 5 mph. Some race huh? In order to make this a contest the scientists instead measured (I guess) the speed at which sharks just sort of…

This fight is what I like to call a “blimp crash” event. We can only hope a blimp flying overhead crashes into the arena and kills them all.

That line was great; you should have left it unexplained!

Yep: He called him “Shaqoneal” (one word) most every time.

Not only that, they both play in the same building.

For years Chick used to call Derek Fisher “Dexter” more often than he called him Derek. My brother and I still call him Dexter.