The kid's a Jets fan for Christ's sake. He's not going to get many opportunities to act this way. In fact, I'd call it the chance of a lifetime.

Decent is debatable, but that's Stephen King to Abe Simpson's left anyway.

Get over yourself. UCSB is the most glorious college campus in the United States, and Isla Vista is simply a rad place for 21 year olds. I went to UCSB and lived in Goleta for 12 years after that. Road my bike to SB and back daily for most of that time, so what...I'm "not from Santa Barbara?" You sound like just…

Say my Nane!

Wrong.

Ask Richard Nixon.

He really needs to learn how to hold a gun properly.

This Tweet from a couple days ago:

That was an intramural team at No. Colorado U., not an NCAA team. The official nickname at the school is Fighting Razorbacks.

Quite simply, this is awesome.

I recall after the Beijing Olympics this same debate came up and someone out there [prolly read it right here on Deadspin] analyzed a Reggie Bush kick return for touchdown in which Bush's top speed — reached somewhere between the 40-yard-line markers — was equivalent to Bolt's average speed over the entire Olympic…