since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Did I ever tell you guys about this one time when it was almost Christmas time, and there I stood in another line trying to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Christmas mood. And standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting anxiously, pacing around like little boys do. And in his hands he held a…

“Young lady who do you think you are? I am a white male born in these United States and argle-bargledy-boop!!!!”

Safe space!

No slob! You’re the slob!

He was given the saddest present.

How DARE you!

Deplorable?

That explains why he’s not happy with his cover.

Not nice!

Managing Editor Nancy Gibbs wrote that for some, Trump’s victory “represents a long-overdue rebuke to an entrenched and arrogant governing class;”

Yeah I knew the first part of the story I was just curious what they thought of the shooting and I’m not surprised by the actor thing.

Of what nature? I’m imaging they think it’s a false flag and also it’s going to be used as one more attempt for obama to take everyone’s guns.

Michael Rubens rocks. The Sheriff of Yrnameer was fun as hell.

His husband seems happy...

“I like flowers. They’re beautiful. I think, ‘Well, they’re going to be dead in three or four days, but my God, aren’t they beautiful now?’ ” He leans back and exhales. “Everything’s so transient,” he says. “Everything dies.”

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.