I hope you contacted the office of Rev. Barber, president of the North Carolina NAACP. There is a lot of bad news in NC, but the NC branch of the NAACP has built an amazing coalition with LGBT Rights groups, Trans-rights activists, the Raging Grannies, Jews for Justice and several other groups down here.

Hey Anna:

Aww. I would have ended this post with

Ana Navarro Voted For Hillary Clinton

Godspeed, yo! ;)

This is very informative. I would add:

It’s my birthday tomorrow, so I’m drinking all the drinks and my husband is taking me to get oysters when he gets out of work.

MY FACEBOOK POST TODAY....from my office at Emirates International School.

Just one more day, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, God!

Time on my hands :)

I can’t believe Brangelina actually hate each other this much. Initially, I thought Angelina was divorcing Brad so she could adopt him but I guess not.

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

Oh, honey. Nurses are very busy and stressed and it’s not uncommon for them to hand you the wrong baby.

Does ‘grabbing them by the pussy’ count when it’s a giant moose knuckle? if so, then the Christie math checks out.

I’d aim for the gut to see his jowly face projectile vomit onto a Trump rally crowd...on national TV...repeated over and over again.

When I was 16, my mom asked me what I really wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted a car.