I am very sorry for those whose income relys on snowfall, but after last winter if I never see another flake I will be a happy woman.

The article said that this unnamed celeb resides in California. Affleck might be from MA, but he lives in CA.

I really don’t know...

This is a fun column and also I live in LA and volunteer as tribute to be your date any time (because open bars are the best and there is nothing better than a million free appetizers instead of a full meal).

I am glad and honoured to be able to make people happy by simply making them laugh at something that appears outrageous and ridiculous. Much tragic events have happened all over the world, out of it all only happiness can mend. As an individual I hope I have played a part in brightening your days!

He can’t give this to his kids. HIV transmission occurs mother-to-child during gestation for someone who has untreated HIV. Most OB/GYNs test for HIV at the first prenatal appointment for this very reason.

Might explain why Scottine was burning pictures of him out on her front lawn a few weeks ago.

Assholes Amalgamated strikes again.

On a commuter train home. I was reading the final book in a series I loved and it seemed as if the beloved main character was dead. I was legit sobbing. Don’t judge me, I get really attached to book characters.

It comes from a place of love.

I have red-green colorblindness, the problem is best explained as one of desaturation. There’s not enough pop on some shades of red or green. Add in factors like smaller or distant screens, tired eyeballs and it’s a mess. What really fucks it up here is both teams are wearing white helmets.

directions for driving in Boston.

Me:

How dare you. She can do whatever she wants.