Perfect!

Does anyone have a before and after picture of Kellyanne? At the rate she’s going, her face is going to fall off by the end of next month.

Dismiss the cowardly troll that is posting idiotic things.

The one with the 7-9th grader from Colorado had me quietly sobbing at my desk. I had to stop reading these. I will go back later and read them.

I think we should petition to have New England secede from the US.

What aren’t you buying?

Noooo don’t interact with the trolls!!

Can I come live with you?

Trolls. Trolls everywhere. You are dismissed! BYEEEEEE!

What an utter dipshit.

I was absolutely appalled that 4 million goddamn people voted for Johnson as a fuck you to Clinton or Trump. Well fuck you for voting for him. Look where we are now. You will wish Obama could stay in office for 4 more years. Motherfuckers.

It’s been hard to get any work done today. I am so sad and angry.

I’m just a complete fucking wreck. And fuck Gary Johnson. That stupid bastard got 4 million votes. Why America why????

The judge was not having it. She rejected the shit out of this lawsuit. Word!

*vomits*

SO FREAKING ADORABLE!!!

I’m in a glass case of emotion today!!!

I have Albanian moonshine in my house.