Those are the most stupidest lyrics ever.

This is perfect.

I actually love my job. I just have some debt that I can’t quit my job. I know this sounds crazy but if I ever came across a huge amount of money I don't think I would be able to quit my job!

I really wish I could hit the lottery or come across a money tree. Living paycheck to paycheck sucks. *sigh*

I am seriously bummed out I can't access Jezebel from my computer. It's messed up. Is anyone else having issues today? I am using Chrome.

Whoa..... This sounds like an amazing movie. I’m definitely going to have to watch this. Thanks for reviewing this girls!

I don’t like the new version of Instagram. Woe. :(

BUT BUT BUT...Life begins when the penis goes in the vajayjay right?

HALLELUJAH TO JESUS CHRIST OUR SAVIOR!!11

No no! I just think that is an amazing gif. And I love the Thornberrys (sp?).

I want to chew on his lips. That’s ok right?

What in the world? LOL!!

BADDDDDD!!!!!

Yikes. O_o

I think Nicki Minaj is awesome. She’ll be fine. She’s fine, ya know?

I was shocked that it was actually InTouch and not TMZ. Also, I wonder what made them release that information. It felt totally out of the blue. Everyone was thinking this family was so cute and People was doing features on them. And then Boom! All this stuff came out. I was saying to myself a few weeks ago, everyone…

He must have a wig or something because that hair has been like that for years!!! Ugh, I hate this family so much.

This guy is officially a turd.

Tara Jacoby is the bomb.