Sweet Jesus. O_o

I am truly devastated over the Avril and Chad news. I am going to curl up in a fetal position, put on some Nickelback and cry.

Wow. These guys are disgusting.

Trying so hard not to laugh hysterically in my office....

What a bunch of idiots that work at Yorkville Endoscopy! What were they thinking?

I never drank Surge. Anything by Coca Cola is the worst.

Ahhhh!! I remember drinking this stuff once. It was weird.

What did this taste like??

I used to love Jolt! I was hyper enough as it was when I was teenager but Jolt just made it worse.

I'm really really really happy that I am now married and don't have to do the dating thing anymore. Online dating is the worst.

What??? Really? That is scary as hell.

They are amazing in concert!!

WTF happened to him? Has he always been this much of a raging douche?

What is his appeal? I just don't get it. I went to see Snow Patrol a few years back and he opened for them. All the girls were freaking out over him.

I wish we had a combustible emoji that we could use.

Some of her readers are assholes. God forbid she is sick and you don't get what you want RIGHT NOW. Jeez.

I don't know how I forgot him!! Those lips. Woo....

Omg! The face on that kitty. <3

Oh yes. He is delicious.

Mark Ruffalo, JGL, Josh Hutcherson, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Robert Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth..... YAAAAAAAA!