Kristen bell and Dax shepherd?

Elon Musk = Montana Max. Since I couldn’t make South African Hank Scorpio a thing, this should happen.

Comments are wild, not believing she created red pill.

I have heard it speculated that these legends probably have a certain number of appearances written into the contracts, so that they don’t get stuck for the whole exhausting season. I accept this theory because I like believe that they are fun good sports for doing it, and not being voted off by idiots in the audience.

I, for one, celebrate another milestone in the downward spiral of an odious person who could have been a heart-beat away from the most powerful (at the time) position on Earth.

Dion seems like a person who would lay her hand on your forehead if you were looking a little peaky, to check for fever.

My preferred rumour is that Harry got royally (ha) pissed at William for cheating on Kate after infidelity was such a strong theme in their childhood. William DID almost certainly cheat. 

Also, they are living in Canada, not the U.S.

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

They said nothing when her child was likened to a monkey. Nor when that offensive brooch was worn. Nor when the 101 stories about how difficult Meghan is were leaked.

Smart.  

Oh, the tabs were definitely the problem but they did not get the support they could have from the RF. When hints of an affair popped up about W&K, they shut it down immediately. When Meghan was accused of genocide because she like avocado on toast, the Firm said nothing. I’m not saying they were mean to her on…

I read this morning that apparently the Queen asked that Wills and Kate and Harry and Meghan not process with her so as to avoid any undue speculation in the press about their body language, etc.

The Royal Family wasn’t the problem. The British tabloids were.

She burnt it down and stepped over the ashes. Meghan’s styling was on fire! And Harry’s Kelly green silk suit jacket lining?! I’m dead. I hope these two continue living their best life. As my family would say to the Royal family with regards to Harry & Megan’s exit: Y’all done f*cked up.

I LOVE Meghan’s “Fuck All Y’all!” smile in the photos and Harry’s deliciously smug leer.

Jayden also said he thinks his grandfather should just go die (which: yikes, considering Jamie’s recent health issues) and that he told his mother she shouldn’t quit performing because she “makes bank”.

I really wish I could wake up and be back in 2009.

On top of all the misogyny, implied violence, undue rage, druggyness, and whatnot in these horrible texts, it’s so telling that Depp continues to act as if he’s somehow Native American (“angry, aggro Injun”). All he’s riding on are his still undocumented and wholly unproven claims of limited lineage and that he’s been…

“aggro Injun”??? Wow...he’s really taking that offensive Native role he white washed back in 2013 to a whole new level.